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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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