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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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