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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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