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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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