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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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