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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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