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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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