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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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