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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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