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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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