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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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