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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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