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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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