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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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