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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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