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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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