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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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