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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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