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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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