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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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