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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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