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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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