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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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