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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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