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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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