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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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