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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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