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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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