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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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