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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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