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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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