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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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