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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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