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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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