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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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