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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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