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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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