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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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