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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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