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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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