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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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