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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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