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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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