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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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