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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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