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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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