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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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