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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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