Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.