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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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