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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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