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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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