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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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