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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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