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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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