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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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