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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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