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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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