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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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