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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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